Do you cheat when it comes to your UFOs, stash, and WIPs? Do you show on Ravelry only a part of your dormant, abandoned, forgotten, sulking projects? Do you voluntarily omit some of your closet projects, the ones you sneaked in, worked on for a few evenings, then promptly put aside in the "to do one day" pile? That day being in some other lifetime?
I know I do. Every once in a while, I will start on a project I am not really sure about. I will secretly work on it, then either hate it, grow bored with it or start disliking it before I can even call it a WIP. Come on, 10 rows on a project does not count qualify it as a WIP, does it? Even if the 10 rows took two entire evenings, because there were a gazillion colours involved, the needles were 2.25 mm and the whole project has about 15 colour changes per row. And now you know why it is now sitting in a corner thinking about its own stupid complexity -- who am I kidding? The project uses actually 10 different colours, but there are about 25 colour changes per row. And I am working with 2.25 mm needles. It's a Rowan magazine project, and if some of you are saying: Kaffe Fassett, you're not far off. It's actually Brandon Mably and his "Scales" jacket, a beautiful, but incredibly frustrating pattern to knit from Rowan Magazine 38. Yes, I have knit exactly 10 rows of it and it took me about 6 hours of knitting. The back is just over 240 rows in the smallest size and that's JUST the BACK. Here's a bad picture of it:
Told you it was bad. The real thing is gorgeous, but you have to be a true masochist to knit the bloody thing up. I was going to start Autumn Rose, but no, I took my good KP Harmony needles (that I actually need for Autumn Rose) to start this really frustrating project. Rather than continue punishing myself knitting this monster, I put it aside, never added it as a new project on Ravelry and started this instead:
Now that's better. Despite some frogging due to bad calculations on the lace placement once I started the underarms decreases (I am zonked from painkillers and sinus medication I have been taking for the last few days), I am two rows away from finishing the back. Here's a photo taken before I got to that stage:
And here's the detail of the lace:
The yarn is Debbie Bliss baby cashmerino. I bought it at least four years ago, to knit up a VK cardigan thingie with ruffled edges that I was obviously high when I decided it was a perfect garment for me. Like totally not my style -- anyway, I bought the yarn because I am way too impulsive when it comes to buying yarn and I secretly know there might at any time be a yarn shortage in the world, and it has been sitting in my stash every since. I was looking at the Henley sweater when I knitted up the Refined Aran jacket and looked up on Ravelry what other knitters were doing with it. Well, there were six projects using this very yarn; the recommended yarn is actually Blue Sky Alpacas Alpaca Silk, but 1) I was sick and did not/would not go out to a yarn store, 2) there was a snow storm at the week-end, so it was a bit difficult to move around, and 3) I am really trying to reduce my stash, which is gigantic. I have 10 balls of the DB baby cashmerino, which should be plenty. I am enjoying this knit and don't feel like killing myself like I did for the Brandon Mably knitting project from hell -- so far so good. And the gauge is right on, because yes, I am one of those crazy ones who actually knits a swatch, even if swatches lie. I really knit a swatch to see if I like the feel of the yarn, if it is calling to me, if its softness wants me to lie down with it and do all kinds of X-rated stuff with it. The swatch is really a by-product of this first date approach (and I'm talking just a drink, not a dinner or a movie). And yes, this project has been added to Ravelry.
I finished the Persian Poppy UFO:

No, I haven't blocked it. I had a problem with the edges, because I didn't have enough of one colour to do all of them, and I got bored with the two-colour ribbed edging I used at the bottom. I guess the result is OK; my daughter says it looks like I was on LSD when I knitted it up. No, I have never tried this particular drug and neither has my daughter, as far as I know. I think it's to do with the profusion of colours. But isn't that the whole point? Anyway, she has warned me she will not be seen outside with me wearing it. Since she's not going to Madrona, I guess I'm safe. I'll see if the knitters feel the same way. Maybe it's a knitter's thing, but I happen to like the craziness of the colours:
I still want to start the Autumn Rose, but I will have to retrieve first my needles from the Scales project. And I can't commit either way. Some days, I get very discouraged with my own inability to face the truth of knitting. I procrastinate at facing the inevitable: this is not going to happen. Anyway...
One week to Madrona, and I haven't knitted my swatches. I have looked at the list, and decided to wait until I feel better before I start. Maybe they will knit themselves up while I am not looking.
Friday, there was a snowstorm that brought 20 cm of snow to the city. No photos -- I had no voice and no will to live, so I didn't go outside. Today, there is another storm -- that will be the fourth one for Toronto this year. We usually get at most a couple of snowstorms per winter. Please don't talk to me about global warming, where is the warming part of the equation? This has to be one of the worst winters I have ever seen in this part of the country. Yes, I have lived in Montreal, Ottawa and Quebec city, and winters were longer / harsher / colder / snowy-ier. But that's why I don't live there anymore. That's why I came to live here. And yes, I will complain. No, I don't like winter sports, not since I was 7 years old.
OK, I think I have rambled on enough. As for my stash, only a minuscule fraction of it is on Ravelry. Mostly sock yarn -- the regular yarn would take forever to photograph and compile, and I am not going to bother. I add the yarn I purchase as I go along since I joined Ravelry, so the last 10 years' accumulation is not there. It's just as well; I can remain delusional about how much I really have.